Schwalbe


In the game of soccer, a schwalbe refers to an attempt by a player to fake a foul by intentionally falling to the ground and faking an injury, hoping to mislead the referee and gain an advantage. Sometimes it works, but a good referee should not fall for this.

Schwalbes also exist in the game of bridge, here is an example that I ran across while directing a national event. IMP’s, north dealer and all vulnerable, and you pick up this hand as south. Partner passes, the next hand starts the proceedings with 4, your call?

You decide to pass after considering 5 for a while. West and north pass too and you find yourself on lead. The A stands out, for 6, 2 (odd number) and 4. You decide to switch to the Q for K and A. Partner cashes a second club and then tries to cash a heart.


That is not a success as declarer can now claim on a cross-ruff. A switch to a trump at some point would have defeated the hand. Even worse, you are cold for 5 yourself. Is there a way to avoid explaining this to your teammates?

Yes, during the next hand, you look at the convention card of the opponents and note that they play NAMYATS, that is, a 4 opener shows a solid major and 4, by interference, a non solid suit. You call the director claiming that if you had known that east could not hold a solid suit, you’d certainly have overcalled 5.

Nice try, but the director doesn’t fall for it. First, it is unclear if a minor interference makes a bid alertable, if we follow that principle, you’d have to alert a natural opening saying that it denies a balanced hand with 15-17 as you’d open that 1NT. Then, if you know that east does not have AKQJ, does that make a 5 more attractive? We didn’t think so, what matters is the number of diamonds partner has, not whether he has a useless spade honor.

Score stands.

Note: In order to protect the innocent, this hand is not quite the original and, as they say in movies, any relation to actual persons is purely coincidental.


© Henk Uijterwaal 2019